Monday, September 22, 2008

(BURP!!!) - Whatever....

(how old is this pic? - HA!)

As I await Whitney's return from Nashville, I'm catching up on some "Hills" - everyone's favorite faux-ality show. Have you ever seen such good editing and dramatic camera angles on expressionless faces. DEEP! (sic) - Justin Bobby has let Audrina down yet again. I'm sure none of you know or care, but I tend to take the side of Lauren Conrad's rivals (I know. What a terrible person I am!). Lauren is a sweet girl, but I can't hang with grudges. In the movie "Starsky and Hutch", Snoop Dogg and Vince Vaughan both refer to the quote, "To err is human, but to forgive divine". I'm pretty sure that one of them attributes this to Shakespeare and another to God ("the biggest mack of all"). Too bad that was said by Alexander Pope.....The point being that I want Lauren to forgive Heidi!
Audrina is my favorite of the female characters (I would say Whitney, but there's only room for one of those in my life). Lo has been a little witch to her this year. Go walk Lauren's dog. When it comes to picking favorites, my REAL favorite has to be ------> JUSTIN BOBBY!!! (sober now) Nevertheless, I can't wait for this madness all to unfold. Brodie and Lauren, Stephanie and Doug, Drina and JB, Speidi, Lo and the Dog, Whitney and her boss, Heidi's lame sister Holly and her lame self - this is gonna get good!!!
Here is a great representation of this garbage that we watch....
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